{"id":2595,"date":"2020-08-02T12:00:00","date_gmt":"2020-08-02T10:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pietersmaggemanofletters.wordpress.com\/?p=1881"},"modified":"2020-12-10T22:05:45","modified_gmt":"2020-12-10T21:05:45","slug":"toet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/manofletters.nl\/wp\/2020\/08\/02\/toet\/","title":{"rendered":"Toet!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>2020: een zomer waarvan we extra moeten genieten (op anderhalve meter als het kan). Het leek me leuk om in het zomerkaartje een verrassing in te bouwen. De zomerwens zelf te laten toeteren was wat veel gevraagd, maar een roltong eruit te laten vallen moest wel kunnen, vandaar de eerste uitbundige proefmodellen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-audio\"><audio controls src=\"https:\/\/manofletters.nl\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/toet.mp3\"><\/audio><figcaption><strong>ToeOET!<\/strong><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image is-style-default\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/manofletters.nl\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/img_20200528_142356.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2662\" width=\"506\" height=\"675\" srcset=\"https:\/\/manofletters.nl\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/img_20200528_142356.jpg 675w, https:\/\/manofletters.nl\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/img_20200528_142356-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/manofletters.nl\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/img_20200528_142356-640x853.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 506px) 100vw, 506px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery columns-4 is-cropped wp-block-gallery-1 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\"><ul class=\"blocks-gallery-grid\"><li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\"><figure><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"675\" height=\"900\" src=\"https:\/\/manofletters.nl\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/img_20200530_120206.jpg\" alt=\"\" data-id=\"2663\" data-full-url=\"https:\/\/manofletters.nl\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/img_20200530_120206.jpg\" data-link=\"https:\/\/manofletters.nl\/wp\/2020\/08\/02\/toet\/img_20200530_120206\/\" class=\"wp-image-2663\" srcset=\"https:\/\/manofletters.nl\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/img_20200530_120206.jpg 675w, https:\/\/manofletters.nl\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/img_20200530_120206-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/manofletters.nl\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/img_20200530_120206-640x853.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 675px) 100vw, 675px\" \/><\/figure><\/li><li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\"><figure><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"675\" height=\"900\" src=\"https:\/\/manofletters.nl\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/img_20200530_120439.jpg\" alt=\"\" data-id=\"2665\" data-full-url=\"https:\/\/manofletters.nl\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/img_20200530_120439.jpg\" data-link=\"https:\/\/manofletters.nl\/wp\/2020\/08\/02\/toet\/img_20200530_120439\/\" class=\"wp-image-2665\" srcset=\"https:\/\/manofletters.nl\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/img_20200530_120439.jpg 675w, https:\/\/manofletters.nl\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/img_20200530_120439-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/manofletters.nl\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/img_20200530_120439-640x853.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 675px) 100vw, 675px\" \/><\/figure><\/li><li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\"><figure><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"675\" height=\"900\" src=\"https:\/\/manofletters.nl\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/img_20200530_120544.jpg\" alt=\"\" data-id=\"2666\" data-full-url=\"https:\/\/manofletters.nl\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/img_20200530_120544.jpg\" data-link=\"https:\/\/manofletters.nl\/wp\/2020\/08\/02\/toet\/img_20200530_120544\/\" class=\"wp-image-2666\" srcset=\"https:\/\/manofletters.nl\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/img_20200530_120544.jpg 675w, https:\/\/manofletters.nl\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/img_20200530_120544-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/manofletters.nl\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/img_20200530_120544-640x853.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 675px) 100vw, 675px\" \/><\/figure><\/li><li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\"><figure><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"450\" height=\"900\" src=\"https:\/\/manofletters.nl\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/img_20200530_120624.jpg\" alt=\"\" data-id=\"2667\" data-full-url=\"https:\/\/manofletters.nl\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/img_20200530_120624.jpg\" data-link=\"https:\/\/manofletters.nl\/wp\/2020\/08\/02\/toet\/img_20200530_120624\/\" class=\"wp-image-2667\" srcset=\"https:\/\/manofletters.nl\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/img_20200530_120624.jpg 450w, https:\/\/manofletters.nl\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/img_20200530_120624-150x300.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/figure><\/li><\/ul><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Deze liftkoker paste in een bankenvelop, heel fijn, maar was misschien (?) te veel werk voor een grote oplage. Bovendien was het ding te zwaar: er waren twee postzegels nodig. De tweede versie had dus geen lift, maar was een lucifersdoos met een gat in het laadje. Inmiddels had ik een tweede tekst geschreven, speciaal voor mensen die geen kinderen hebben en wel van haiku&#8217;s houden.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery columns-2 is-cropped wp-block-gallery-2 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\"><ul class=\"blocks-gallery-grid\"><li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\"><figure><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"900\" height=\"450\" src=\"https:\/\/manofletters.nl\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/img_20200625_141243.jpg\" alt=\"\" data-id=\"2668\" data-full-url=\"https:\/\/manofletters.nl\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/img_20200625_141243.jpg\" data-link=\"https:\/\/manofletters.nl\/wp\/2020\/08\/02\/toet\/img_20200625_141243\/\" class=\"wp-image-2668\" srcset=\"https:\/\/manofletters.nl\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/img_20200625_141243.jpg 900w, https:\/\/manofletters.nl\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/img_20200625_141243-300x150.jpg 300w, https:\/\/manofletters.nl\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/img_20200625_141243-768x384.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 900px) 100vw, 900px\" \/><\/figure><\/li><li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\"><figure><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"900\" height=\"450\" src=\"https:\/\/manofletters.nl\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/img_20200625_141625.jpg\" alt=\"\" data-id=\"2669\" data-full-url=\"https:\/\/manofletters.nl\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/img_20200625_141625.jpg\" data-link=\"https:\/\/manofletters.nl\/wp\/2020\/08\/02\/toet\/img_20200625_141625\/\" class=\"wp-image-2669\" srcset=\"https:\/\/manofletters.nl\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/img_20200625_141625.jpg 900w, https:\/\/manofletters.nl\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/img_20200625_141625-300x150.jpg 300w, https:\/\/manofletters.nl\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/img_20200625_141625-768x384.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 900px) 100vw, 900px\" \/><\/figure><\/li><\/ul><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Het werd nu tijd om te kijken of de doosjes de behandeling door postnl zouden doorstaan. Dat zou vast wel lukken, het binnendoosje was immers van stevig karton gemaakt! <\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image is-style-default\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/manofletters.nl\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/img_20200617_085542_a.jpg?w=900\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1894\" width=\"675\" height=\"338\" srcset=\"https:\/\/manofletters.nl\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/img_20200617_085542_a.jpg 900w, https:\/\/manofletters.nl\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/img_20200617_085542_a-300x150.jpg 300w, https:\/\/manofletters.nl\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/img_20200617_085542_a-768x384.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 675px) 100vw, 675px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Niet dus. Het zwarte doosje kwam verkreukeld uit de envelop. Gelukkig bedacht ik toen dat je zo&#8217;n doosje wel met piepschuim kunt verstevigen. Hup, naar Pipoos voor piep(!)schuim plaatjes en &#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image is-style-default\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/manofletters.nl\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/img_20200617_085542_b.jpg?w=900\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1895\" width=\"675\" height=\"338\"\/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8230; dat mocht ook niet baten.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Uiteindelijk is het een (voor mijn doen) supersimpel ding geworden, weliswaar in een oplage van ca 80 (het leek wel kerstmis!), in twee versies.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-9d6595d7 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-style-default\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/manofletters.nl\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/haiku1a-scaled-1.jpg?w=1024\" 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